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Wednesday, Jan 27, 2010
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Miller Brewhouse ~ General Mitchell International Airport, Main Terminal "I like Wisconsin. I do. It’s a magical land where soup is made of cheese and vegetarians are openly ridiculed. Nobody cares if the floor of your deer blind is covered with spent casings and empty whiskey bottles. I especially like Milwaukee, because its baseball team is the Brewers. If you don’t get why that’s awesome, please shoot yourself. You’re what’s wrong with America. Anyway, you’d think I’d like flying out of MKE. But fact is, it kind of sucks. Why? Because of places like Miller Brewhouse. It’s a Marriott gig. No offense to the Saints, but Mormons just shouldn’t try to run bars. It’s not in them. This place seems half-ass. A city that takes drinking beer this seriously shouldn’t be subjected to such a run-down, degenerate airport bar. C’mon guys. When all you can muster is beer in a glass, I get to piss on the wall." |
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Saturday, Nov 21, 2009
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Laurelwood Brewing Co. 1 ~ Portland International Airport, Concourse A "I won the Bull Halsey Trophy when I graduated from the Naval Academy, so let's just say that I don't exactly gel in Portland. If you're not a Civil War general, you have no business with hair on your face. I mean, I look around and see a bunch of guys who would rather cry than do pushups. Anyway, you can see how I might not get along too well in Portland. But here's the thing. I love this place. Not only are the beers pretty good, but they don't get all upset when you start pounding pints like a sailor. In a lot of airport bars, I get cut off after a couple pitchers. C'mon people. It's like you've never seen a guy in a pilot's uniform before. " |
